Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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