Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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