...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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