it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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