I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Randomize