Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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