if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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