i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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