She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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