Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
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Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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