Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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