So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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