Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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