at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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