No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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