"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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