she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
