my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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