But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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