I wanna passion pit in your ass
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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