I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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