Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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