Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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