I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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