That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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