Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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