sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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