UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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