I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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