You can't motorboat a personality
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize