im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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