Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
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I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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