So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Randomize
