i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
