Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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