You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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