How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs