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(315): View more from New York

Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.

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(+27): View more from South Africa

He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.

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(718): View more from New York

I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.

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(226): View more from Ontario

You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF

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(214): View more from Texas

Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.

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(406): View more from Montana

I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?

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(817): View more from Texas

She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.

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