lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm like, not good at living.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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