Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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