Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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