He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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