Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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