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(419): View more from Ohio

"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.

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(443): View more from Maryland

That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.

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(314): View more from Missouri

So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.

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(541): View more from Oregon

we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.

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(646): View more from New York

jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times

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(416): View more from Toronto

The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets

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(214): View more from Texas

Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.

(763): View more from Minnesota

At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night

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