Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
third nipple confirmed
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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