I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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