Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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