I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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