I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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