Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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