so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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