Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
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