Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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