I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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