She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
pray to the hookup gods
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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