Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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