if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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