So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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