Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
