I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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